Q is for Questionable Taste

I have labeled this as questionable taste to describe my sense of humor.......or rather, my husband's.  These are eye rollers.  In the car this evening, my son was asking if we knew what the alphabet (pronounced alfffa-bit) was.  My husband said, "Do you know what an alpha-bite is?"  I gave him a strange look, and then Mikey said, "What is it?".................8 times as big as an alpha-bit...........many may not get this one.  I couldn't help but laugh; geek that I am.

Then he morphed back into himself...."A man hits a woman in his car.  Whose fault is it?"..............The man, he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen..........grrrr.........oh well, I love him anyway!  Please share your dumb jokes!  We need some new ones!